第一百八十七章-《禁区之门II》
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晚上回到学校的佛凡尼老师,像吃了*‘药’一样,没头脑没脑地跑到尼克的宿舍里。
这个时候的尼克正在忙着他的事情,忘了关上‘门’,让佛凡尼老师给溜了进来。
“萨克西老师,我要告诉你一件惊天地泣鬼神的消息!”佛凡尼老师在尼克的宿舍里跳来跳去的,像个澳大利亚的袋鼠般。
“上厕所的时候捡到‘花’生米吃?”尼克随口地突悠着这个麻烦的家伙。
“你上厕所才捡到‘花’生米吃,这可是你想不到的事情,你绝对想不到的一件大事情,这是地球人都无法相信的事情,噢噢的神奇啊!”
“你老爹给你介绍的妞出奇的漂亮?还是摔了一跌把处男跌没了!”
“别扯来扯去,我和你说正经的事!”
“那真难得,你也会有说正经事的时候!”
“你知道吗,你们班上的那个博文特,就是那个带眼睛的博文特,你知道发生了什么事吗?”
“是那美克星人?”
“NO,简直是潘朵拉星球来的,他竟然上了我们计算机五级的课程,计算机五级啊,你知道这什么概念吗,啧啧!”
“噢,原来是这事!”
“我拷,你怎么一点都不感觉到震惊,至少也要‘抽’筋吐血,然后三百六十五度翻转倒地死亡!”
尼克抱着脑袋啊啊啊的叫了几声,然后道:“好了,我震惊过了,你几点回宿舍睡觉?”
佛凡尼老师愣愣地望着尼克,发现这个人心是死的,对这种事情都不会表示惊讶。
这个时候,博文特兴致匆匆地推‘门’跑进来喊道:“师傅,我给你带甜甜圈来了!”
气氛像刹时零度一样冻住,三个人静静的呆着……
良久……
尼克:“要……来点甜甜圈不?”
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